Definition of Math
Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?M… MentalA… AbuseT… ToH… Humans #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
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A farmer had 3 daughters that all had a date on the same night…
So he decided to sit on the porch with his shotgun and check each guy out to make sure they were suitable for his daughters. The first guy arrived and said, “hi there, my name is Eddy, I’m here to pick up your daughter Betty, I’m taking her out to get some spaghetti, is she…
Why I loathe Kamala Harris | Lionel Shriver
Kamala Harris has been hailed as the candidate of ‘joy’. But is there any substance beneath the supposedly feelgood vibes? Here, Lionel Shriver – author of Mania – tells spiked that there’s something fraudulent about Harris, who she says has never had an original idea nor held a consistent principle. Shriver also weighs in on…
Nut Jokes, to celebrate National Nut Day
National Nut Day is celebrated annually on October 22. Celebrate it with some jokes! What did one nut say to the nut it was chasing? “I’m a cashew!” Why did the nut go to the doctor? It was feeling a little nutty. What do you call a nut that sneezes? A cashew! How do you…
Defeating A Shark
How did the octopus defeat the shark?He was well armed! #joke #short #animal #shark #octopus Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
My coworker said: You should not eat red meat…
My coworker said: “ You should not eat red meat.” I said, “My grandmother lived to be 97.”… She said, “Did she eat red meat?” I said, “No. She minded her own business.” #joke #short #food #meat Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Fat jabs, speed and the banter police | Last Orders
Julia Hartley-Brewer, Simon Evans and Kate Andrews joined Chris Snowdon and Tom Slater for this very special edition of the Last Orders podcast, recorded live at the Battle of Ideas festival in Westminster on Saturday 19 October. They discussed the rise of Ozempic, Labour’s plan to cleanse pubs of offensive speech, why weed is the…
My Girlfriend Isn’t Talking to Me
My girlfriend isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday.Not sure how I did that…I didn’t even know it was her birthday! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Heart Attack
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when she saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns…
Live at the Battle of Ideas 2024 | The spiked podcast
Graham Linehan, Kathleen Stock and Rakib Ehsan joined Tom Slater and Fraser Myers for this special live edition of the spiked podcast, hosted at the Battle of Ideas festival on Sunday 20 October. They discussed why Keir Starmer has turned out to be so rubbish as PM, the plan to legalise assisted suicide, whether Kemi…