AWOL

This new technology is for the birds! I sure do miss those good old reliable manual typewriters…Those things didn’t make nearly as many typing mistakes! #joke #short #animal #bird Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, ‘Hello.’ He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, ‘Do you know me?’ To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’ Now his mind…

Instead of Drew, I’m going to name my kid Driew. Now I know what you’re thinking, but it’s only weird if you read it backwards #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Did a little mechanical work today… I put a rear end in a recliner. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big…

I said to my boss the other day, “I need to leave early, I’m going to be a father!”“Of course”, he replied. “Take the afternoon off!”When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk, “Well, how’d it go? Is it a boy or a girl?”“I dunno, I’ll tell you in…

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What begins with V, every woman has, and they can use it to get what they want? Voice #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net