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A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by feeling the pain of childbirth! What do you think?” The wife is all for it, so the husband says, “sure- I’ll try it.” He puts it on, turns it to 20%…
An American in Ireland goes to a local pub. After having a pint, he decides to have a little fun. “I’ll pay 500 dollars to whomever drinks 10 pints of Guinness in 5 minutes”, he says. Nobody takes him up on his offer but one guy quickly runs out of the pub. 5 minutes later…
Ruy Teixeira on the swing voters in 2024: https://www.spiked-online.com/podcast-episode/the-democrats-class-ceiling/
My house had been burglarized and the police were taking a report. The policeman asked me, “Have you lived here all your life?”I replied, “Hopefully, not yet!” #joke #short #policeman Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still finds me sexy. Everytime I go past her in the house she says, “What an ass.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Ruy Teixeira – co-author of Where Have All the Democrats Gone? and politics editor of the ‘Liberal Patriot’ Substack – returns to The Brendan O’Neill Show. Ruy and Brendan discuss how the elites colonised the Democratic Party, why voters don’t care about ‘vibes’, and the intellectual populism of JD Vance. Donate £50 or more to…
An older man at the evening function bowed his head and wept quietly but copiously while while a young woman rendered the plaintive ballad, “My Old Kentucky Home.”The hostess tiptoed up to him and inquired tenderly, “Pardon me, are you a Kentuckian?”“Nay, madam,” the tearful one replied, “I’m a musician.” #joke Read more on page…
A country rube is about to get married and he asks his Pa, “Pa, how can I tell if I’m the first feller Norma Sue has ever been with on our wedding night?” “Well that’s easy son. Just do what I did on my own wedding night. All ya need is some red paint, some…
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Helen Joyce on the dangers of medical transition.
