AWOL

“I’m a walking economy,” a man was overheard saying…“My hairline’s in recession, my waist is a victim of inflation, and together they’re putting me in a deep depression.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I was sitting on the sofa last night watching TV, when my wife from the bedroom yelled, “Do you ever get pains on the chest like someone’s got a voodoo doll and they’re stabbing it?” I replied, “No.” Then she asked, “How about now? #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A newly divorced woman is strolling along the beach, disappointed about how horribly the divorce settlement turned out for her. As she’s walking, she spots an old lamp half buried in the sand. Hopelessly, she picks it up and rubs the lamp, and to her surprise, a genie appears! The genie notices she is upset…

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The day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, Long, a man from Anchorage, opened his door to find two serious-looking Alaska State Troopers standing before him. “Mr. Wilkens, we regret to inform you that we have news regarding your wife,” one trooper began. “Tell me! Did you find her?” Wilkens blurted out, anxiously….

A 17-year-old boy, who works part-time at Pizza Hut, pulls up to his house in a stunning Porsche. His parents are immediately suspicious, knowing there’s no way his after-school job could have paid for such an expensive car. “Where did you get that car?” they shout, astonished. “I bought it today,” the boy replies calmly….