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I don’t worry about Friday the 13th. It’s bad luck to be superstitious. On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me. It was a Knightmare. What’s the scariest thing to do on Friday the 13th? Check your bank account. Read more on page: 22 Friday The 13th Jokes Whats…
A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender points to a sign that says, “NO JOKES SERVED HERE” and asks them to leave. They head out without a word. The next day, a horse walks in. Same deal—bartender points to the sign, and with a long face, the horse leaves….
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Tom Slater on the spiked podcast.
Jacob Rees-Mogg on Net Zero.
A guy gets bitten by a zombie but he hasn’t completely turned yet. The end of his finger fell off so he handed it to a non-infected man saying, “This can happen to you, now run!”Before running, the appreciative man looks back and says, “Thanks for the tip!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
A young boy walks into a barber shop, and the barber leans in and says to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch and see.” The barber then places a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calling the boy over and asking, “Which one do you…
Jacob Rees-Mogg on two-tier Keir.
Jake Wallis Simons joins Tom Slater and Fraser Myers, live from Jerusalem, to discuss the UK government’s arms embargo against Israel. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full episode here. Become a spiked supporter: https://www.spiked-online.com/support/ Sign up to spiked’s newsletters: https://www.spiked-online.com/newsletters/
“Doctor, I have a son who thinks he’s a chicken,” said the man.“Why don’t you bring him in for treatment?” asked the doctor.“We need the eggs,” replied the man. #joke #short #doctor #animal #chicken #food #egg Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
