AWOL

Patient to his doctor: “I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. What can I do?”Doctor: “Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. On that note, I’d like to remind you about the $800 that you owe me.” #joke #short #doctor Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Wine-making had been banned, and under strict surveillance, anyone caught making wine was executed. When grape harvest season arrived, a Bektashi began filling large jars with grape juice. Informed of this, the sultan came to the Bektashi’s place and angrily asked: “Why are you filling these jars with grape juice?” Caught off guard, the Bektashi…

I went to the dentist for the first time in 5 years. The dentist asked me when I last flossed. I told him “bro, you were there!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A 60 year old millionaire got married with a 20 year old model. When his friends asked him how he did it, he said: “I lied about my age.” They then asked: “Ah, so you said you were 40?” He answered: “No I said I was 90.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Little Johnny rushes inside, out of breath and shouts, “Mother! Mother! Give me some money for the poor old man that’s shouting along the road!” His mother replies, “What is he shouting?” “Ice creams! Come get your ice cream…” #joke #short #mother Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of 21-year-old whiskey. He takes a sip, then immediately spits it out. “I asked for a 21-year-old whiskey! This is only 18 years. I’m not paying for this! Bring me a 12-year-old cognac instead.” The bartender complies, but again, the man spits it out. “This…