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An older man at the evening function bowed his head and wept quietly but copiously while while a young woman rendered the plaintive ballad, “My Old Kentucky Home.”The hostess tiptoed up to him and inquired tenderly, “Pardon me, are you a Kentuckian?”“Nay, madam,” the tearful one replied, “I’m a musician.” #joke Read more on page…

A country rube is about to get married and he asks his Pa, “Pa, how can I tell if I’m the first feller Norma Sue has ever been with on our wedding night?” “Well that’s easy son. Just do what I did on my own wedding night. All ya need is some red paint, some…

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Here is a joke that my 8 year old twins found very funny when I told them: A man enters a craft chocolates shop and asks if they could make a chocolate model car for him. “Sure, no problem” “And can it look like the VW Beetle that my dad had?” “Nice idea, no problem…

The United States is the only country where a housewife hires a woman to do her cleaning, so she can do volunteer work at the day care, where the cleaning woman leaves her child.Go figure. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A man goes to the doctor complaining about constantly hearing the song “Delilah” in his head. The doctor says, “That sounds like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome.” The man asks, “Never heard of that. Is it common?” The doctor responds, “It’s not unusual.” #joke #short #doctor Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. LNumber One Samurai, “Demonstrate your skills!” commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and “swish”; the fly fell…