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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.I’ll let you know… Is there anything worse than when it’s raining cats and dogs?Yes! Hailing taxis. I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus,but geometry is where I draw the...

A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, “We fought again, I can’t do this anymore. I am coming to live with you.” Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.” #joke #short Read...

A woman entered the pharmacy, approached the pharmacist, made direct eye contact, and began to speak. “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady: “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed: “Lord have mercy! I...

Diner: “Pardon me, waiter, but what kind of pie it is?”Waiter: “What does it taste like?”Diner: “I don’t know.”Waiter: “Then what’s the difference?” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net