AWOL

Diner: “Pardon me, waiter, but what kind of pie it is?”Waiter: “What does it taste like?”Diner: “I don’t know.”Waiter: “Then what’s the difference?” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today… The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy! What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire. Me: What’s the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy...

I think I may need professional help…A chef, a butler, and a maid should do it. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on his face! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I was furious at my English teacher for dropping me down to a B for missing just a single period. However, I’m sure he’ll be worried enough to increase it to an A after I inform him that I’ve actually missed three periods. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.” #joke #short #halloween Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A tired u.s. army veteran is looking for a seat on a busy British train. He can’t find a seat so he walks up to a British lady and asked “ma’am may I use your seat?”. The British lady responded with “can’t you see my puppy is sitting here? How rude are you Americans are.”...