AWOL

A customer walks into a coffee shop. She asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?” The barista points to the menu and says, “Five dollars for a cup of coffee and refills are free.” The customer responds, “Thanks. I’ll have a refill.” Don’t ever let anyone tell you fairy tales aren’t real....

My son wanted a proper drum kit for his birthday but I got him a miniature one.I’m now expecting wee percussions. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I asked the chef at the seafood restaurant why octopus was off the menu. He said, “It takes 4 hours to cook.” “Really?” I asked. The chef replied, “Yes, it keeps turning the gas off!” I got arrested for doing 1000 sit-ups in my own house! They charged me with domestic ab use People always...

I accidentally put eye drops in my ear…Now I can literally see what you’re saying! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me. I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. No pun in 10 did. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve...

I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down.He says it’s an inside joke. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I recently found myself in what could be considered one of the most foolish situations of my life. I went out to light my cigarette, It was a cold Fall day, so I was wearing one of my worn-out hoodies. As I attempted to light the cigarette using a torch lighter, I caught the hoodie’s...

When a strip club isn’t open there should be a sign that reads:“Sorry, We’re Clothed!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net