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I grilled a chicken for two hours… It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

What’s way worse than Friday the 13th?Monday the whatever. Why is Friday the thirteenth one of the worst days to get arrested on?Because the judge will only be in on Monday. What day do eggs hate most?Fry-day the 13th! Knock knock!Who’s there?Ice cream!Ice cream who?Ice-cream, you scream, we all scream because it’s Friday Thirteenth. What’s...

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Tim Vine Jokes and Oneliners: 1. “I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.” 2. “I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.” 3. “I saw this bloke chatting-up a...

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… It never really took off. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

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