Suit Yourself
The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
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‘We lost our minds’ | Lord Sewell on Black Lives Matter
Five years ago, the killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis sent the Black Lives Matter movement global. Activists declared Britain to be a ‘systemically racist’ nation, where ‘white privilege’ reigns. Lord Sewell was tasked by the then Conservative government to investigate the state of racism in the UK. His findings, in the Commission for Race…
Liverpool: they still don’t trust us
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Spring Cleaning
I’m not a fan of spring cleaning. Let’s be honest, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Bloody Brilliant Dracula Jokes for World Dracula Day
May 26th is World Dracula Day—sink your teeth into these bloody good jokes that’ll leave you howling with laughter (just not under a full moon)! I work in a factory that makes Dracula figurines. However, there are only 2 employees so I have to make every second count. 🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻 I heard Dracula has started selling…
Service Memorial
One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church’s foyer. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. “Father Donovan,” the boy asked, “what is this? “Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the young men…
Six Side-Splitting Jokes: From Balloon Blunders to Comma Catastrophes
My wife and her sister fell out on a holiday trip… The rest of the balloon flight was, however, peaceful! My friend asked me if I was ready to go to n*dist party I said, “I was born ready” A coma in a sentence can make a huge difference For instance, “Let’s eat, Frank.” has…
Why Lucy Connolly must be freed
Claire Fox, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss Britain’s two-tier speech laws. This is a clip from the latest episode of the spiked podcast. Watch the full thing here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahD3jKaXUTs
Starmer’s Brexit sellout | spiked podcast
Claire Fox, Tom Slater and Fraser Myers discuss Keir Starmer’s dreadful deal with the EU, the Lucy Connolly scandal and the cover-up of Joe Biden’s frailty.
Enter a Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, And at the appropriate point in the process. She told him that he would now need to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured…