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Q: Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbers? A: Because they can’t even. Q: Why can’t a T-Rex clap their hands? A: Because they’re extinct. Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A: A waist of time. Q: What is the wake-up time for ducks? A: The quack of...

Q: What’s the secret to enjoying a good bottle of wine? A: Open the bottle to let it breathe. If it looks like it’s not breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth! Q: What did the grape do when someone stepped on it? A: It let out a little wine! Q: How do you determine how much wine...

On 1st October we recognize the International Day of Older Persons! Here are some jokes to mark the occasion: An old woman is sitting at a bar when an older gentleman sits down beside her.“So,” he says, “Do I come here often?” What is a prize old people can win for aging? Atrophy. I used...

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