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On 30th September we celebrate World Translation Day! Find jokes about it below: What do you call a translator who is always on time? A punctual linguist. A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. âIn English,â he said, âa double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a...
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I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me… I just found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won’t reduce cavities My son asked if I was named after my dad. I said, “of course I was, he was born many years before me.” When your girlfriend comes home...
When my 14-year-old son, Patrick, stepped up to the plate during a Colt League baseball game, the young announcer declared, “Now batting, the right fielder, number 12, Pathogen!”After some confusion in the stands, the announcer came back on over the loudspeaker. “Sorry folks, that’s PAT Hogan!” #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Hear about the dyslexic clairvoyant nurse who didn’t bother to charge for her services, because she could fee into the suture? #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. “There’s a...
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning It’s a girl and weighs 8lbs 4oz Exactly four weeks ago, I entered into an intensive program to cut down my excessive body fat. Remarkably, I’ve now reached my goal of losing 50% of my weight, and they’re transferring me to a new...
