AWOL

A termite walks into a bar and asks– Is the bar tender here? What do you call a caveman’s fart? A blast from the past. I was having a bad day, and my friend said, ‘At least you’re not stuck in a hole in the ground full of water.’ I knew he meant well. A...

I took my cat’s meds by accident…Don’t ask meow. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Joe: “I’ve heard about your wit.”Moe: “Oh, that’s nothing.”Joe: “Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Why is giving birth called delivery …instead of take-out? A drunk wakes up in jail, “Why am I here officer?” “For drinking.” replies the cop. “Great” says the man. “When do we start?” My cellphone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday. It was some pretty good footage. I got my daughter...

NED: I think all radios are sexist.ED: Why’s that?NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net