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Husband: “Now that we are married, perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects.”Wife: “Don’t bother, dear. I’m quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from getting a much better man than you.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I poured my root beer into a square glass… Now I have a beer Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine! What do you call a bunch of guys who love math? Alge-bros! Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? It was over 90 degrees! How does a mathematician plow...

I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

My plan for tomorrow is to go with the wife to get us both some new glasses… After that, we’ll see! I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, “I could marry you.” I couldn’t believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return...

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg…I thought, “This could be interesting.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

A guy is hired to paint lines on a little country road, so the boss gives him a big can of paint, a brush and sends him out… At the end of the day, when he comes to get paid, he tells the boss he got two miles done. The boss is pretty impressed. At...