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I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

mom:Do you think we’re made of money? daughter: Isn’t that what MOM stands for? I wanted to get rid of my old knackered flat screen tv that doesn’t work anymore. The council said they would charge me £27.00 to collect it and dispose of it. Instead, I paid £7.50 and booked an online courier to...

Arriving late for a political conference, the college student asks another student standing by the door, “How long has the candidate been talking now?”“Half an hour.”“And what is he talking about?”“That I wouldn’t know, he hasn’t said.” #joke Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, “No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody!” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net