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I took my cat’s meds by accident…Don’t ask meow. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Joe: “I’ve heard about your wit.”Moe: “Oh, that’s nothing.”Joe: “Yeah, that’s what I’ve heard.” #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

Why is giving birth called delivery …instead of take-out? A drunk wakes up in jail, “Why am I here officer?” “For drinking.” replies the cop. “Great” says the man. “When do we start?” My cellphone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday. It was some pretty good footage. I got my daughter...

NED: I think all radios are sexist.ED: Why’s that?NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know, one would have been enough.” Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so I’m off...