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Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your HoroscopesAries | March 21 to April 19
An in-depth study will reveal that, contrary to popular belief, bedbugs are great and you are the problem. Taurus | April 20 to May 20
Nothing of note will happen to you this week, as the dozens of people you’ll tell about it will be able to attest. (more…)Gemini | May 21 to June 20
The universal redshift indicates that the stars are flying away from us at astounding velocities. Perhaps it is more accurate to say “from you.” Cancer | June 21 to July 22
Venus rising in your sign sounds like a welcome harbinger of romantic good tidings, but the zodiac assures you it’s merely decorative.
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Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your HoroscopesAries | March 21 to April 19
Your triumphant exit from the worst job you’ve ever had is spoiled when a wino drenches you in flammable vodka vomit and sets you on fire with a menthol cigarette. Taurus | April 20 to May 20
You are a person of uncommon vision. No matter who attempts to dissuade you, hold fast to your belief that your genitals are cramped and need to roam free. (more…)Gemini | May 21 to June 20
The stars are peeved that you didn’t renew your subscription to Sky & Telescope magazine, so expect a fat, painful cyst on your ass. Cancer | June 21 to July 22
Take comfort that your funeral next Friday will set attendance records at Radio City Music Hall, as all of New York celebrates. -
Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your HoroscopesAries | March 21 to April 19
The mystery of your parentage will be solved this week when General Motors recalls you and 20,000 of your brothers and sisters. Taurus | April 20 to May 20
The twin spectres of confusion and bankruptcy haunt your life when Robert Duvall confronts you with a prenuptial contract you do not remember signing. (more…)Gemini | May 21 to June 20
You run afoul of the school board this week when you refuse to answer its questions about the space-heaters installed in your children’s lungs. Cancer | June 21 to July 22
Despite repeated sacrifices to Venus, no loss of virginity is scheduled for you this week.
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Political jokes that are funny because they’re true – and sad because they’re true
From Canberra tourists to missing Nativity wise men, these political jokes will make you laugh, then sigh, then laugh again. Because honestly, what else can you do? A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Canberra. He said to a man standing near the curb, “Listen, I’m going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?” “What?&#
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Four police jokes that prove the law isn’t always what it seems
There is something universally satisfying about a joke where the punchline completely upends everything you thought was happening. These four cracking police stories do exactly that – each one builds beautifully, lures you in with total confidence, and then pulls the rug out from under you at the last possible moment. Whether it’s the most patient designated driver in history…
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Eight Food Jokes That Are Almost Too Tasty to Share
Food brings us together – and sometimes it gives us a very good laugh. From kitchen mishaps to our eternal love affair with snacks, these eight food jokes serve up a little humour alongside the everyday realities of eating, cooking and indulging. No calories, no guilt – just a good chuckle or two to brighten your day. What’s a banana’s favorite way to say thank you? Thanks a bunch!
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5 Husband and Wife jokes that are uncomfortably relatable
Marriage is many things: a partnership, a compromise, a lifelong negotiation – and occasionally, an endless source of comedy. Whether you’ve been married for five years or fifty, there’s something comforting about jokes that gently poke fun at the everyday realities of life with the person you love most (and sometimes argue with the most). These five husband and wife jokes are all in good…
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Five hilarious proposal jokes that prove romance doesn’t always go to plan
Proposals are meant to be romantic, heartfelt and unforgettable – but sometimes they’re unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. From popped balloons and forgotten “yeses” to family surprises no one saw coming, these five proposal jokes remind us that love is rarely tidy… and often very funny. If you enjoy a laugh about romance, marriage and the quirks of long-term relationships…
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7 political jokes that prove laughter might be the only thing we all agree on
Politics can divide families, ruin dinner parties and make otherwise sensible people shout at the television. But every now and then, it also delivers something we can all enjoy – a good laugh. From campaign promises to parliamentary behaviour, there’s no shortage of material. So in the interest of national unity (or at least a shared chuckle), here are seven politics jokes guaranteed to…