A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. “Do you know how to operate this thing?” he asks. “I have an important paper here and I want to make sure this is done right.” “Sure,” the other man answers. “Just put the paper in here and press this button.” The first man does so, saying: “Great. And where do the copies come out?
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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks: “What are you waiting for?” The husband replies: “Autumn.”.
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A man knocked on his boss’s door. The boss invited him to come in and have a seat. “What can I do for you today?” “Well, sir,” said the man, “Can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?” “Certainly not!” said the boss. “It’s our busiest week of the year.” “Thank you so much, sir,” said the man. “I knew you’d understand.”…
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One day, Suzie’s mother got a call from school, asking her to pick Suzie up. When the mother arrived, she rushed to Suzie to check if she was okay. “Are you sick? Are you hurt?” “No,” said Suzie. “They’re just letting me go home early because I was the only one who answered a question in class today.” “That’s amazing!” said Suzie’s mother. “What was the question?” “They asked who threw the rubbish…
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An elderly woman was feeling under the weather, and she called for a doctor to come to her house. Thankfully, the doctor told her it was just a minor virus. “You’re quite fit for your age,” he said. “You should be up and about in a few days’ time.” “That’s great news!” said the woman. “I’m 84 years old and I’ve never been sick a day in my life.” “Really?” said the doctor. “So you’ve never been…
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Little Suzie is watching her mother cook dinner. “Mummy, why are some of your hairs white?” Suzie’s mother says, “Every time a little girl does something to make her mother sad, the mother gets another white hair.” Little Suzie thinks about this for a few moments, then narrows her eyes. “Mummy, why are all of Grandma’s hairs are white?”…
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