Sometimes the best jokes are the ones that sneak up on you. Whether it’s a clever misunderstanding, a classic doctor’s punchline or a little bit of awkward humour, pregnancy jokes have a way of delivering laughs when you least expect them. If you’re in the mood for a light-hearted chuckle, these three jokes might just brighten your day. Teacher: “Give me a sentence about a public servant.” Student:

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They say one person’s trash is another person’s treasure – and today we’re digging through the bin for comedy gold. Here are five gloriously groan-worthy jokes that prove rubbish humour can still clean up nicely. Career Goals A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he replies. “Strange ambition…

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I told my family I was going to be productive this Sunday. They laughed so hard they nearly woke me from my nap.

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An older, white haired man walked into a jewellry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5000 ring. The old man said, “No, I’d like to see something more special.” At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another…

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A woman at a funeral interrupts the priest and says, “Excuse me, do you have the WiFi password?” The priest stares at her and says, “Good God, have some decency. This is your mother’s funeral!” And the woman says, “Is that all lower case?”.

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A drunk man stumbles into a church, sits down in the confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to get the man’s attention, but the drunk man remains silent. Finally, the annoyed priest knocks on the wall three times to get the drunk man to speak. After a few minutes the drunk man replies, “No use knockin’ mate, there’s no paper in this one either.”.

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