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Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your Horoscopes(more…)Aries | March 21 to April 19

An in-depth study will reveal that, contrary to popular belief, bedbugs are great and you are the problem. Taurus | April 20 to May 20

Nothing of note will happen to you this week, as the dozens of people you’ll tell about it will be able to attest.
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Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your Horoscopes(more…)Aries | March 21 to April 19

Your triumphant exit from the worst job you’ve ever had is spoiled when a wino drenches you in flammable vodka vomit and sets you on fire with a menthol cigarette. Taurus | April 20 to May 20

You are a person of uncommon vision. No matter who attempts to dissuade you, hold fast to your belief that your genitals are cramped and need to roam free. -
Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your Horoscopes(more…)Aries | March 21 to April 19

The mystery of your parentage will be solved this week when General Motors recalls you and 20,000 of your brothers and sisters. Taurus | April 20 to May 20

The twin spectres of confusion and bankruptcy haunt your life when Robert Duvall confronts you with a prenuptial contract you do not remember signing.
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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? It depends entirely on their star sign
The humble light bulb joke has been around for decades. But nobody ever thought to apply it to the zodiac – which, it turns out, is where the format finds its true calling. Because once you read how each star sign approaches a burned-out globe, you will immediately think of someone you know. ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that…
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The funniest things kids say: proof that children have absolutely no filter – and we love them for it
There is a particular kind of humour that only children can pull off – completely unintentional, utterly logical from their perspective, and so perfectly timed it leaves you doubled over. Whether they’re outsmarting a nun with chocolate chip cookie theology, offering emotional support with a catch, or delivering brutal feedback on your handwriting, kids have a gift for saying exactly…
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Grey Hair Explained: And It Might Be the Kids’ Fault
They say grey hair is a sign of wisdom … but anyone with kids might have a different theory. If you’ve ever wondered where those silver strands really come from, these cheeky jokes might hit a little too close to home. Grey hair is hereditary. You get it from your children. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her…
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A Balloon, an Engineer and a Manager Walk Into a Problem …
Joke of the Day A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,” Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied, “You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and…
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If You Love a Good Pun, These Wordplay Jokes Are for You
There’s something uniquely satisfying about a good play on words. It’s clever, a little unexpected, and often just groan-worthy enough to make you laugh anyway. From classic puns to quick one-liners, these jokes prove that sometimes the simplest wordplay delivers the biggest laughs — or at least a well-earned eye roll. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Parking Problems? These Jokes Will Make You Feel Better About Your Skills
Parking is one of those everyday challenges that somehow never gets easier. Whether it’s squeezing into a tight spot, second-guessing your angle, or walking away hoping for the best, we’ve all had our moments. The good news? If your parking isn’t perfect, you’re definitely not alone — and these jokes prove it. From cheeky notes on windscreens to workplace “motivation,” here are a few that might…


