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Read more: Your Horoscopes(more…)Aries | March 21 to April 19

An in-depth study will reveal that, contrary to popular belief, bedbugs are great and you are the problem. Taurus | April 20 to May 20

Nothing of note will happen to you this week, as the dozens of people you’ll tell about it will be able to attest.
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Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your Horoscopes(more…)Aries | March 21 to April 19

Your triumphant exit from the worst job you’ve ever had is spoiled when a wino drenches you in flammable vodka vomit and sets you on fire with a menthol cigarette. Taurus | April 20 to May 20

You are a person of uncommon vision. No matter who attempts to dissuade you, hold fast to your belief that your genitals are cramped and need to roam free. -
Your Horoscopes
Read more: Your Horoscopes(more…)Aries | March 21 to April 19

The mystery of your parentage will be solved this week when General Motors recalls you and 20,000 of your brothers and sisters. Taurus | April 20 to May 20

The twin spectres of confusion and bankruptcy haunt your life when Robert Duvall confronts you with a prenuptial contract you do not remember signing.
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Three family DNA jokes that prove some results are better left unopened
The home DNA test has changed the world in ways nobody entirely anticipated. Genealogy websites are full of people who set out to find a distant Irish ancestor and instead discovered an entirely different family on the other side of the city. These three jokes are for them — and for anyone who has ever wondered whether some questions are better left unasked. A man has six children and is very…
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Seven workplace jokes that are dangerously close to the truth — share with colleagues at your own risk
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who have had a boss who called daily meetings to work out why nothing was getting done, and those who are not yet telling the truth. These seven workplace jokes are the kind that land hardest on people who have spent decades in an office, a factory, a boardroom or anywhere else a payslip was involved. They are not sophisticated. They are not subtle.
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Nine Easter jokes to make you want more chocolate
Easter is a time for chocolate, long weekends, and the annual mystery of how eggs – and somehow a bunny – became the stars of the show. It’s wholesome, it’s sweet, and it’s just strange enough to be perfect comedy material. So whether you’re here for the dad jokes, the chocolate puns, or a few cheeky cracks about the Easter Bunny’s workload, these jokes are egg-actly what you need.
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Seven jokes about petrol prices you just have to laugh at
Petrol prices have reached the point where filling up feels less like a routine stop and more like a financial decision that requires a moment of silent reflection. Every trip to the pump now comes with a deep sigh, a quick mental budget recalculation, and the faint hope the numbers might somehow stop climbing. So if you can’t beat the prices, you might as well laugh at them –.
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Nine gambling jokes to remember on your next punt
Gambling might be all about risk, luck, and chasing the big win – but sometimes the real jackpot is finding the funny side when things don’t quite go to plan. From “sure things” that weren’t to those almost moments, there’s no shortage of stories that are equal parts painful and hilarious. So place your bets, keep your expectations low, and enjoy these jokes – because at least laughter…
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Loch Ness Monster jokes that prove Nessie has a wicked sense of humour
There’s something timeless about a good old-fashioned monster story – especially when it comes with a punchline. The legend of Loch Ness Monster has fascinated travellers, sceptics and believers for generations, but it seems Nessie isn’t just mysterious … she’s also unintentionally hilarious. From whisky-fuelled sightings to divine interventions gone wrong, these three jokes give the famous…


